A Friend In Need Is A Friend I Would Whore Out To Strangers
Daddy Broke The Horn Off The Unicorn So It Would Feel Like The Other Horses
Even In A Depression You Are A Sound Investment
Every Slutty Thing I Have Ever Done Has All Led Up To This Moment He Snaps His Fingers As You Pass I Am Taking You Off My Friends List If I Die I Want You To Have My Lucky Silver Dollar If You Can Read This We're Gonna Fuck If You Don't Love Me I Will Accept It And Quietly Walk Away I Hate A Lot Of Things But You're Not On That List I Like Them More Than I Ever Liked You I Might Not Be Perfect But You Are A Fucking Lunatic And I Still Love You I Only Like You Because You Are Stupid Enough To Like Me Back And It Is Better Than Being Alone I Only Want To Be Friends On The Internet I Really Enjoyed The Blowjob We Shared I Really Enjoyed The Time We Spent Together In The Bathroom I Still Love You Even Though I Will Never Understand How You Can Sleep Through The Night I Would Like To Show You How I Became This Way Let's Have A Kid Get Fat And Grow Old Together Live Fast Love Hard Die With Your Mask On Most Of My Sandwiches Ain't Been Heros Something About The Way You Talk Makes Me Think It's Never Going To End The Cactus Would Put It's Arm Around Me There Are Only So Many Times I Can Decide I Don't Want You In My Life Anymore There's No Room For Relationships There's Just Room To Hit It This Is Going To Change Things Forever This Is Going To Get Complicated Unicorns Are Real They're Just Fat And Gray And We Call Them Narwhals We're All Gonna Die At The End Of This Movie When I Say Don't Tell Anyone We Fuck It's A Metaphor Because What We Do Is Dirtier What I Lack In Social Skills I Make Up For In Poor Impulse Control What I Lack In Social Skills You Make Up For In Poor Impulse Control You Are Different From All The Others And That Is Bad You Are My Worst Case Scenario You Make Me Feel Funny Down There Your Child Is An Asshole (framed) You Really Need To Take That Trash Out To The Curb And Leave It There